I don’t know if you know this, but Deadspin editor-in-chief and artisanal land hermit Tim Marchman is moving over to the Gizmodo Special Projects desk, where he will be free to track down all the precious alien alloys. That means we need someone to run this very website. Who will be the next person to ruin Deadspin? Will it be Ted Cruz? Will it be Josh McDaniels? Will it be Derek Jeter? Please don’t let it be Derek Jeter. Will it be a puppy of some sort? That, my dear compatriots, is the subject of this week’s Deadcast.

But wait! There’s more! Yes, David Roth and I also discuss the NFL playoffs, Oprah for President, dynasties in sports, and we answer YOUR Funbag questions about band members, butter, multi-city sport fans, and more! Roth is even gonna get a puppet soon. Tell me you aren’t JACKED to see it.

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