In the tradition of Miami's Seventh Floor Crew, three Michigan football players — Jerome Jackson, Tyrone Jordan and Landon Smith — have recorded a supposedly derogatory song called "Measly Penny", in which the players take turns denigrating a woman who apparently has caused them collective pain. (Kudos to the Michigan Daily, which broke this story.)
The story is catching on a bit, but we're having trouble working ourselves up into much of a Seventh Floor Crew lather on this one. First off, the players' rap name, "the Mean Team," as aggressively lame to the point of comedy. The song also is tame, lyric-wise; no "multiply the bitch up then you get my dick size" here. And the worst part? It's just a lousy song; it just kind of plods along. It's far more Ann Arbor than Miami, we'll say that.