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You Can't Give Yourself A Nickname, Ron Rivera

"Analytical Ron" might be one of the worst nicknames ever. Ron Rivera is bad at nicknames. Stick to sports, guy. "Riverboat Ron" has the cool alliteration, and someone already made a sign for it.


Sorry, Ron. The sign's been made. No turning back now.

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