You Can't Tell, But Howie Long Is Erect

If we know our average Deadspin reader, you were obviously watching "Fox & Friends" on the Fox News Channel this morning. But just in case ... Richard Simmons was hanging out with the FOX NFL Sunday crew. Finally, someone who makes Jimmy Johnson look well dressed, and Terry Bradshaw look less gay. If you look close, you can see Curt Menefee wondering what the hell he got himself into.