Inspired by the epic drunken hookup failure in The Switch, we want to hear your battle stories. If your scenario is deemed the most shameful, movie tickets, a free genetic profile, and a video re-enactment of your hookup failure will all be yours.

To enter, email your heartwarming tale to with "Drunken Hookup Failure Contest" as the subject line. The five best stories will be posted here next week for a knockdown-dragout reader vote. Submissions will be judged by their level of hilarity and/or embarrassment. The owner of the sloppiest of the sloppy moments will score tickets to see The Switch and a free (really expensive) genetic profile from 23andMe ....not to mention the winning story will be re-enacted in glorious video and posted on Deadspin for all the world to enjoy/mock. The other vote-getters will snag tickets to the movie.

Deadline is noon EST tomorrow, August 13. [Rules]

We can't wait to read your horror stories—even though in our hearts, the #1 drunken hookup story is The Switch, a heartwarming story of best friends, a drunken night and a pregnancy gone awry starring Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman. Click here for the trailer!