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Your Great Moment in Drunken Hookup Failure Could Bag You Some Schwag

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Inspired by the epic drunken hookup failure in The Switch, we want to hear your battle stories. If your scenario is deemed the most shameful, movie tickets, a free genetic profile, and a video re-enactment of your hookup failure will all be yours.

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To enter, email your heartwarming tale to contests@gawker.com with "Drunken Hookup Failure Contest" as the subject line. The five best stories will be posted here next week for a knockdown-dragout reader vote. Submissions will be judged by their level of hilarity and/or embarrassment. The owner of the sloppiest of the sloppy moments will score tickets to see The Switch and a free (really expensive) genetic profile from 23andMe ....not to mention the winning story will be re-enacted in glorious video and posted on Deadspin for all the world to enjoy/mock. The other vote-getters will snag tickets to the movie.

Deadline is noon EST tomorrow, August 13. [Rules]

We can't wait to read your horror stories—even though in our hearts, the #1 drunken hookup story is The Switch, a heartwarming story of best friends, a drunken night and a pregnancy gone awry starring Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman. Click here for the trailer!