Jews wisely.

Conventional wisdom says to vote for Salisbury, but I'm Jonesin' for an upset.

Pac-Man and cancer blows.

I hope a Salisbury loss will mean the end of the Sean Salisbury Wisdom segments.

Zeke or Vick would have wiped the floor with either one of these guys. God damn that stacked Naw-russ bracket.

Worst,bracket,ever.

Hate to rain on Mr. S's parade, but this is all Pac's.

@KC Cal: I've come to the sad conclusion that the SSW is like the Hirshey squirts: can't fight it, just have to let it run its course.

@KC Cal: I hope a Salisbury loss will mean the end of Sean Salisbury sending me pictures of his penis.

@KC Cal: If people vote for Salisbury, they're only encouraging Weintraub.

Salisbury's cell phone > Weintraub's anything

GO BIG MOUTH OR GO HOME? NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER??! THIS MAN IS BITING MY ALL-CAPS STLYE, I AM NOT GOING TO LET THIS TRANGRESS.
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Shoulda been you, Joey Chestnut.

This is like the play-in game in the NCAA tourney. It really doesn't matter who wins this, they are going to be Kige's fuck lion in the next round.

Pac Man is a reprehensible, but funny person. In the spirit of the SHOTY, vote Pac Man.

Salisbury, I Jew-Jew-Jews you!!!!!!!!!!!!

"By the way, the first final four matchup with be posted Wednesday, the day after Christmas -- yes, we're working -- and the second final four matchup will be posted on New Years Eve. We're working then too."

Wait, this is your JOB? I thought it was just a fun little hobby like golf or managing a Burger King.

Large portions of the country have suffered from droughts this year. Voting Pac Man is the only conscionable thing to do.

Sean you have been exposed

Votes for Salisbury, not sure why.

Worse, I think I agoinzied more over this vote than I did during the last election.

I just hope the Big Mouth gets rained upon and drowns.

@KC Cal: God, we all hope so.

TNA > WWL

Purple Rain (movie and song) > Make it Rain

I voted Salisbury. At least Sean Salisbury's penis never paralyzed an innocent bystander. As far as I know.

@MeSoHornsby: +1000

Make. it. rain.

@ClueHeywood: No, but it has put an eye or two out.

I have Salisbury in the Conservatory with a lug wrench

/clue

Old SSW: Vote for Lil' Sean.

New SSW: Make it rain.

But Wait, There's Less: I mean, come on. Salisbury? As a steak, yes. As a SHOTY, no.

Has to be Pacman.

The only vote Salisbury would get from me is for death by electric shock, lethal injection, firing squad, etc. Yo wisdom's dead, dawg.

@daver4470: I was about to give you a +1, but I started to nod off at my desk.

Pacman helped cripple a man, Sean showed us his man.

Advantage SSW.

ISIAH IS BEATING MEXICO... This cant happen

@No Dice: Word. Nothing against Zeke's body of work, but we're including stuff that goes back 25 years instead of just considering 2007. This would be like "Two Against Nature" beating out "The Marshall Mathers LP" for Album of the Year.

@No Dice: OOKIE'S GOIN' DOWN!

oh, wait, that doesn't sound right...

[Bring back post preview, get rid of the dubious Gawker Artistic renderings of confused male youths wearing only briefs]

Salisbury was the influence for the SSW. Pacman was the influence of my fantasy team's name. Vote Pacman, if only to see a matchup between him and Kige next round.

Don't most people work on the day after Christmas and on New Years Eve? When did these become holidays (Canada not included)? Am I the only other sack of shit that has to work?

/shakes head angrily

/shits pants

@BigRicks: See you here on the 26th. I'll be in Bumfuck, Montana on the 31st, so not sure who has the short end of the stick there.

Sean isn't leading? I guess Schill's family[deadspin.com] isn't voting for their fellow Aryan.

I said NO INTERNET!

Will, are you working on Casimir Pulaski Day? I'm building my 2008 calendar.