• Woody Paige's tough qualifications for the Hall of Fame.
• Isiah introduces us to "sunt."
• Elijah Dukes' December surprise.
• Dolphins win!
• The return of Lil Ronnie.
• Michael Wilbon's tiny pals.
• Paul LoDuca, dodger.
• Scott Van Pelt, commencement speaker.
• Jonathan Papelbon's dog rules.
• Happy Christmasaroo!
OK, that'll do it for us. Your weekend rock star is Matt Sussman. We're going to enjoy some Mattoon time — though we are stupidly going to the Illinois-Missouri game tomorrow night — and be back for Christmas Eve. See you then.










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