How Is The Isiah Thomas Era Working Out For Florida International?

Not well: The Golden Panthers are 7-19 and "have sold a total of 1,075 individual tickets for nine home games." At least freshman Steven Miro—who turned down Columbia and Harvard to play for Thomas (seriously!)—is happy.

Erin Andrews Stalker Planned To Peep On Other Female Sports Reporters

According to the sentencing memorandum, Michael David Barrett had planned on ruining the lives of at least 30 other women — including other female sports reporters and actresses. Also, Andrews is asking for $335,000 in restitution. [TSG]

Your Blizzard-Proof Biggest Mailbag Ever

Time for your Deadspin Open Mailbag Tuesday. Email me here or submit your questions via Twitter. This week, we're covering the miso paste test, elevators, zombies, shoveling, and more. More »

Annals Of Improbable Bylines: Liz Phair In The Atlantic Monthly, Writing About NASCAR

The blowjob queen visits the Checker O'Reilly Auto Parts 500: "I've never been to a NASCAR race. I picture a bunch of rednecks dousing themselves with beer and slapping their wives on the ass." Strange loop, indeed. [The Atlantic]

Nightmares Never Sleep

The chilling new Air Jordan 2010 commercial shows what it's like to guard Dwayne Wade – a nightmare. But it doesn't stop there. An online Nightmare experience challenges you to master the skills that allow D-Wade to strike fear in opponents on courts everywhere.

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Tall Car Salesman Is One Step Closer To Forever Changing College Sports

A district court judge said yesterday that Ed O'Bannon, who sells Toyotas in Nevada when he's not revolutionizing amateur athletics, can press on with his class-action licensing suit against the NCAA. Let's just pause and marvel at this anew: More »

Who is this comely lass with the burnt-orange hair and why was she strategically placed behind the Kansas bench last night? Was she there to distract Jayhawk players from their defensive assignments or as ESPN's Valentine to lonely basketball fans? More »

Can Cable/Satellite Football Conglomerates Lure Chris Berman From Bristol?

Berman could go all the way to DirectTV or the NFL Network when his ESPN contract expires? It's probably just a negotiating ploy, but it sure would be neat to see him exclusively on channels my TV doesn't have. [TBL/SbB/PFT/MSF]

And Brooklyn Decker's Breasts Shall Lead Us Towards Bikini-Clad Models [NSFW]

Hard as we might wish, Brooklyn Decker's carefully positioned arm will never shift to reveal what lies beneath. But at least it's guiding us towards the motherlode of bikini babe goodness. [Fleshbot] [NSFW]

Last Night's Winner: Every Other Sport That's Not Football

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like those who awoke from their post Super Bowl-hangover, rubbed their eyes and realized we've got a lot of time to fill between now and September. More »

Pretty Lady Will Be On Cover Of Sports Periodical

Brooklyn Decker is the cover model of SI's ever-quaint Swimsuit Issue, which will also feature scandalous daguerreotypes of Lindsey Vonn, Ana Ivanovic, and other bathing beauties in their swimming-suits. [Sports Pros(e)]

Stephen A. Smith Is Back, And He Requires A Police Escort

Stephen A. is columnizing anew, but only on the condition that he pretend not to have any political opinions. Also, if his Twitter is to be believed, he is now a rock star. [Maynard Institute, Twitter]

Marisa Miller Was Also Wearing A Jockstrap During The Beach Football Game

That is all. (Thanks to Gamboa Constrictor for his citizen journalism.)