This was actually a part of the most elaborate Yale-Harvard prank yet; while the defense was scrambling to tackle the runner and everyone was cheering, a Yalie sniper in the media tower took out three of the Harvard medical staff and ran away before anyone noticed.
Also last week, during his team's annual flag-football showdown against the Prometheus Society, Mensa International quarterback Paul "Smarty Pants" Poindexter threw a series of 100-yard pick-sixes for no other reason than to impress Minnie Driver, who likes apples.
I never listened to these so-called "experts" in my day. Their claiming that the decisions I made were somehow "detrimental" and "insane" never changed my course. I knew in my heart that I was right and that's what counts.
Good decision: Going for it on 4th down because you have (arguably) the best offense in the league and your short-handed defense is sucking wind and totally helpless.
Bad decision: Running a hot route to Kevin Faulk to get it.
Seriously, Moss and Welker are on the field. Let your big players make the big play. That's the only problem I see here. #billbelichick
@BruschisBrewsky: I am continually haunted by a vision from an alternate universe -- of Randy Moss being alone at midfield for twenty yards in every direction, down on his knees begging Tom Brady to just throw him the damn ball now. #billbelichick
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Let's see: -16 yards on the previous 3 plays. Check the gas tank.
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Bad decision: Running a hot route to Kevin Faulk to get it.
Seriously, Moss and Welker are on the field. Let your big players make the big play. That's the only problem I see here. #billbelichick
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"Why Pirates Fans Are The Luckiest Fans In The World"
Is Deadspin turning into Slate? #billbelichick