And, if it was anything like my friend's older brother, it would have pinned it's arms on the carpet, farted, and wiped a wet booger on the story's chin while laughing.
/I don't care that you went to divinity school, you're still a dick, Ray.
"In light of this most recent information, McNair's body will be exhumed tomorrow morning so his penis can be detached and given a hero's proper burial." #stevemcnairmurder
I hold in my hand, from the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska, tonight's top ten list - celebrities whose harems of secret mistresses are way hotter than mine, and awayyyyy we go... #stevemcnairmurder
I just checked out your website ("Deadspin"), and would just like to know one thing: how are you writing when you're DEAD? Is it perhaps BLACK magic? I don't care if you are a "zombie blogger," you're RACIST!
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Dead is how he ended up.
Yes said it best: "It can happen to you." #stevemcnairmurder
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/puts on glasses
like he needed a hole in the head
yyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... #stevemcnairmurder
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Jason Whitlock just remembered that one time he saw his penis. #stevemcnairmurder
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Jesus, enough with the Persian jokes already! #stevemcnairmurder
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The story was just too risque for Tennessee. None of these women were cousins of McNair. #stevemcnairmurder
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And, if it was anything like my friend's older brother, it would have pinned it's arms on the carpet, farted, and wiped a wet booger on the story's chin while laughing.
/I don't care that you went to divinity school, you're still a dick, Ray.
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They had to sit on the story. It seems that in Tennessee the only other place to sit was on Steve McNair's penis. #stevemcnairmurder
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I just checked out your website ("Deadspin"), and would just like to know one thing: how are you writing when you're DEAD? Is it perhaps BLACK magic? I don't care if you are a "zombie blogger," you're RACIST!
Fondest Regards,
Eric Miklas
p.s. What's the wi-fi like in BLACK HEAVEN? #stevemcnairmurder
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