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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    11/24/09

    In reply to Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?
    Wait, why are we all so quick to assume that Coughlin isn't letting his freak flag fly?

    (lowers voice to a whisper) I think he's kind of cute.
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    11/24/09

    In reply to Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?
    Mentally disabled people are using words like "tryst"? With these sliding scales, I'm just glad they can't revoke my fictitious MENSA membership that exists only in my mind.
     Reply
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/24/09

    In reply to Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?
    Right target, wrong issue.

    Word on the street is Ol' Leatherface was Clients 7 and 48 on "Kristen's" list.
     Reply
    Edited by Chris Hanson's Axe at 11/24/09 1:42 PM Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/24/09

    In reply to Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?
    He went after the wrong coach. Gary Kubiak, now there's a man with some skeletons in his closet.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/24/09

    In reply to Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?
    "A 30-year-old Philadelphia man, who lawyers say is mentally disabled..."

    Which, to be fair, describes quite a few of us.
     Reply
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/24/09

    In reply to Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?

    This is the last thing he needs. He just got over that exposure to the Ark of the Covenant:
     Reply
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/24/09

    @Gourmet Spud:
    Jones: So how's the extortion plot going?
    Simpson: I have top men working on it.
    Jones: Who?
    Simpson: Top. Men.
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/24/09

    In reply to Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?
    Herbert Simpson was also kicked out of Pat's steaks for attempting to order in Esperanto.
     Reply
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    11/24/09

    In reply to Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?

    Now, imagine him naked.
     Reply
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/24/09

    In reply to Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?
    "expose a fictitious sexual tryst with two women"

    ...and if you don't pay me, I go to the President Bobama and say that you, Jessica Rabbit and Murphy Brown were all giving each other a 96.
     Reply
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/24/09

    In reply to Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?
    "Coach, what would you do if you won a Super Bowl?"

    "I'll tell you what I'd do -- two chicks at the same time, man."
     Reply
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/24/09

    In reply to Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?
    Tom Coughlin is going to fight this the only way he knows how: By squinting incredulously and placing his hands on his hips.
     Reply
    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    11/24/09

    In reply to Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?
    Let this be a lesson: don't repeat rumors from your Barber when he's angry.
     Reply
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/24/09

    In reply to Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?
    For the record, my name is not Herbert and I'm not from Philadelphia. My name is Fred and I'm from Arkansas.
     Reply
    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/24/09

    In reply to Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?
    The two fictitious women were later identified as K. Stewart and B. Quinn.
     Reply
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/24/09

    In reply to Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?
    Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?

    Yes, and his name is Chris Snee.
     Reply
    ClintonPortishead was starred ClintonPortishead was unstarred
    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/24/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Nah...that dude is on the "can't cut list" for life already.
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    Edited by Phintastic at 11/24/09 12:19 PM Phintastic was starred Phintastic was unstarred
    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/24/09

    @Phintastic: Yes see, and how do you think he got there?
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/24/09

    @ClintonPortishead:

    Easiest way...married his daughter. Coach don't want to support no unemployed son in law.
     Reply
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/24/09

    @Phintastic: *touches nose*
     Reply
    ClintonPortishead was starred ClintonPortishead was unstarred
    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/24/09

    @ClintonPortishead:

    /slaps forehead.
     Reply
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