Giants Stadium Loses Power, Fans Quickly Resort To Violence

Usually at the Meadowlands, everybody's really friendly. That was not the case yesterday when a blown transformer caused a power outage in the new stadium. The fans reacted by very calmly, very assuredly, beating the crap out of each other.

I haven't seen that much blood on a Lawrence Taylor jersey since all those times Lawrence Taylor got massive amounts of blood on his jersey. So, like, five months.