About Last Night ...

What you missed while attempting to hibernate through Sunday morning. • CFB: Rutgers dispatched the Midshipmen 41-24. I wish the Marines had a football team, Ufford is the white Wes Welker.: • Boxing: Zab "Super Jew" Judah def. Edwin Vazquez in a unanimous decision. Zab survived an early headbutt that resulted in a cut and a broken hand. The Maj loves The Zab. • MLB: Arizona shut down the Cardinals to the tune of 4-2. Rick Ankiel went 1-4 with a single which proves that the prescribed HGH he took three years ago (when he was a pitcher and HGH wasn't illegal) is finally out of his system. I think Karie Webb beat Rufus Wainwright in some sort of asexual pitching duel.