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Angel Pagan Was Busy Taking A Shit When He Was Due Up To Bat

"Apparently Pagan 'felt a rumble at the end of the fourth' and ended up spending a significant portion of the fifth shitting, while his coach screamed his name from the dugout in vain." [NYDN, via Gawker]


Previously: Sportswriters Struggle With Turns Of Phrase For Franklin Gutierrez's Spastic Pooping

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