Angel Pagan Was Busy Taking A Shit When He Was Due Up To Bat

"Apparently Pagan 'felt a rumble at the end of the fourth' and ended up spending a significant portion of the fifth shitting, while his coach screamed his name from the dugout in vain." [ NYDN, via Gawker]

Previously: Sportswriters Struggle With Turns Of Phrase For Franklin Gutierrez's Spastic Pooping