Another Way Of Alleviating Baseball's Aches And Pains

Excellent pick up by The Sports Frog: A "massage parlor" in Princeton, N.J., has been accused of doing more massaging on the lower ventral areas of its clients' bodies than on the upper dorsal. The Newark Star-Ledger — your source for all breaking illicit massage parlor news — says the woman who runs the parlor is "a holistic healer who sometimes performs massages while in the nude."

And Sports Frog has the sports peg: Former Pirates great Willie Stargell was not just a client, but also penned a proud testimonial: ""I had such pain in my knees, I couldn't sleep at night," Stargell said on the site, which we currently can't find. "After one treatment, I felt relief and slept soundly that night."

We won't go further, to avoid speaking ill of the late Mr. Stargell. But we will point out that right now, Jerry Rice is desperately wishing Princeton had an NFL team.

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