Because This Stuff Never Gets Old, Here's Carmelo Anthony Scaring People By Pretending To Be A Wax Figure

Melo got his sculpture at Madame Tussauds in Times Square yesterday, and in between saying things like "my time is coming," he did that thing where he stands stock-still until unsuspecting ticket-buyers get close enough to spook. There were no reactions as magical as this one, but Anthony's timing wasn't ideal. Maybe he didn't want to give them time to make fat jokes.

(Also, we think that's the real Eli Manning back there, but he didn't quite get the point of the gag.)