But ... I Don't Wanna Watch That

You laughed at my theory that the ESPN site is edited and designed by robots, but every day the evidence mounts in my favor. Only something with a heart of cold metal could let this slip through; either that, or they're saying once again that they think there's nothing on their network we won't watch. Come on Leader, have a human read your deck heads occasionally. Norby probably won't fire you if you tinker with the wording a little in extreme cases. And now something on the lighter side at ESPN, where Mike Sando quotes Cardinals cornerback Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie on the subject of Brett Favre:

"His balls come a lot faster," Rodgers-Cromartie said. "I ain't seen no balls like that. Kurt's ball gets there, but not like that. It messed with me a little bit as far as my technique. I played cautious."

ESPN: The Leader in unintentional comedy since 1979. Cardinals Keep Defeat In Perspective [ESPN]