Couldn't They Have Hired A Chorizo Who Could Run?

Here's some video of the race, along with reaction from some local fans. One day into his sausage-racing career, the Chorizo has already been accused by a fan of being drunk on margaritas, and by a newscaster of being drunk on Tequila. Thankfully, they stopped short of accusing the Chorizo of eating too much Taco Bell before the race. Despite the club's intentions, I'm still not sure that this the Chorizo and his sombrero are good things for Milwaukee's Latino community.

And if you're looking to break down the Chorizo's performance and technique, here's more footage of the actual race, shot by a fan inside the stadium. The Chorizo certainly didn't lack for fan support.