Deadspin On The 2012 World Series: All The Mean Things We've Said About The Tigers And Giants So Far

Tom Ley|published: Wed 24th October, 11:04 2012

Game 1 of the World Series is tonight, which means that it's time for you to read a lot of things about the Giants and Tigers so that you can sound smart when talking about the series at work. Here is what we've had to say about the Giants and Tigers this year.

Which Will Prince Fielder And Miguel Cabrera Reach First: 600 Combined Homers Or 600 Combined Pounds?

And with Cabrera signed through 2015, each member of the tandem needs to average a mere 11.7 home runs per season, while gaining 6.9 pounds, for them to reach the fabled 600 mark. Read »

Delmon Young Is By Far The Worst Player To Ever Win The ALCS MVP

Granted, Young's career isn't over yet, but he hasn't done anything more notable than allegedly committing a hate crime. The highest WAR he's ever posted in a single season was a meager 1.5. Read »

The Giants' Pennant Run Ended Right As Rain

The rain is your NLCS MVP, turning the ninth inning from routine to cinematic. This was Shawshank Redemption rain. Unforgiven rain. Read »

The Giants Are Headed To The World Series Without One Of Their Best Players Because They Are Stupid

The San Francisco Giants will play in the World Series with a stupid, self-inflicted handicap. They will be without Melky Cabrera, their best regular-season hitter. Read »