Dear God, DeMarcus Cousins Is Signing With The Warriors

If any Warriors fans were the least bit scared of a LeBron-led Lakers squad, they probably don’t have to be anymore. Multiple outlets are reporting that New Orleans Pelicans beast DeMarcus Cousins is heading to Golden State, signing a contract for considerably less money than he’s worth ( despite his Ac last season).

May the Lord have mercy on the Western Conference.