Hey, Duke men's basketball lost its first game of the season today. Fuck 'em!

The North Carolina State Wolfpack didn't sneak by with a buzzer-beater. They soundly handled the Blue Devils, leading by four points at halftime and dropping 50 in the second half for a secure 87-75 win. N.C. State's fans rushed the court after winning, and why not? They beat Duke!

Suck it, Krzyzewski! Meanwhile, let's recall some of the many other times Duke has restored our faith in humanity.

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