Ejected Minor League Manager Swipes, Signs and Gives First Base to a Fan

The State College Spikes played the Batavia Muckdogs last night in some short-season Class A New York Penn League action, as if you didn't already know.

The hijinks ensued when Spikes boss Gary Robinson didn't much agree with blue's hit-by-pitch call.

Cute, but it's not like he flashed backward to My Lai and got all "ump is Charlie, rosin bag is grenade." Phil Wellman still rules. Phil Wellman will always rule.

**** Ok, so the wife dressed the baby in a Hawaiian shirt for a party that is presumably going to be heavy on kids in Hawaiian attire. Great. I need to put the laptop down and go investigate. Rock, flag, and eagle.