Surely, Spike Could Use This Guy For Something, Right?

In another chapter of our ongoing series Why Google Is Full Of Geniuses, we present this "Week 11 roundup" from the NFL, featuring a 30-year-old man who appears to, uh, really like Kentucky basketball. He has a unique cadence for broadcasting, we think; there's a future there. Hey, Van Pelt: You really should really write a letter of recommendation for this guy. At the very least, he'd be an entertaining sideline reporter.

Talkin' 'bout Kentucky B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Basketball!