For Your Saturday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...

9:00 am, ABC. Golf. British Open, Third Round. The Open continues until 2:30 or so, and we're getting a bit of an early start today to accommodate it and the Tour de France. 1:00, FOX (East). MLB. Cubs @ Nationals, Astros @ Mets, A's @ Tigers. The winners of the Tim McCarver sweepstakes this week? Mets and Astros fans! Congratulations! 1:30, NBC. Tennis. U.S. Open Series: RCA Championship, Semifinals. There are three Americans in the men's semifinals, Roddick, Blake, and Ginepri. There must've been a major clerical error somewhere. 4:00, FOX (West). MLB. Red Sox @ Mariners. Kason Gabbard takes a break from having elbow surgeries to make his first Major League start for the Red Sox. 4:00, USA. Golf. B.C. Open, Third Round. Maruyama, Hierstedt, and Gump are tied for the lead of the Couldn't Get An Invite To The Open Open. 4:00, ESPN. Racing, I guess. 2006 All-American Soap Box Derby. Probably your best opportunity to see someone cry on TV today. 4:00, ESPN2. MLS Soccer. Los Angeles Galaxy @ Columbus Crew. That is, unless you plan on watching Landon Donovan play. 4:00, CBS. NFL. The JB Awards. James Brown honors 9 NFL athletes who have done nice things or something. I miss the NFL as much as anyone, but not bad enough to watch this thing. 5:00, CBS. Poker. International Poker Championship. At this point, it's lasted longer than 90% of CBS sitcoms.