Fucking Harvard Wins First NCAA Tournament Game, Upsets New Mexico

By
Sean Newell
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HARVARD-UNM

Prior to tonight, the last time a No. 14 seed beat a No. 3 was 2010 when Ohio beat Georgetown.

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Fucking Harvard just beat New Mexico 68-62 for its first win in the NCAA tournament and is now just the 17th such fucking seed to advance. Fucking Harvard shot fucking 8-18 from behind the arc and advances to play Arizona on Saturday. Fucking Harvard wasn't even supposed to be good until next year. We weren't even prepared.

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Fucking Harvard.

As it's been pointed out, we should add, Steve fucking Alford has done this before. His No. 3 Iowa Hawkeyes lost to Northwestern State in the 2000-and-fucking-six NCAA Tournament.

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Fucking Alford.