Game 5½ live blog tonight. And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take off the Holy tarp. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number of innings thou shalt count, and the number of the innings shall be three. Four shalt thou not play, neither play thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third inning, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Dick Joke Of Gawker towards thy live blogger, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." — Sussman