Gators vs. Patriots: 3:48, First Half

I think I could watch Jai Lewis do just about anything and be entertained. Patient, smooth, controlled, quick... all at 275 pounds. I could probably even be talked into buying a Jai Lewis gay sex tape.

Campbell hits a wild, out-of-control lay-up over Joakim Noah. God appears to be rooting for the Patriots. But Brewer answers with a quick three for Florida, so maybe God's not watching.

Prediction: If Florida wins and moves on, you are going to be so damn sick of seeing Taurean Green's father Sidney that you'll consider having him killed.

George Mason's doing a pretty nice job getting the Gators to take jumpshots. Florida isn't really helping themselves with their shot selection, though.