Grab Your Mop, Whitey

At what point is it okay to call in the all-white team? Just ask UNC. [Mister Irrelevant]

Michael Beasley better than Durant? Wwwhhhaaa? [FanIQ]

Get your hands on a copy of Mark Cuban's junior year high school yearbook. [Yardbarker]

Wanna get thrown out of Assembly Hall? Wear one of these. [Bad Idea Blue Jeans]

Pedro Martinez has a curious diet. [Macrochip]

Tim Wakefield takes the highway to the dangerzone. [Sox & Dawgs]

Did early steriod use cause Ronaldo's knee problems? [Steroid Nation]

A rundown of All-Star Game kicks. [The Sporting Blog]