Here's The Wizznutzz Turning John Hollinger Into A Zagat's Of Existential Basketball Despair

Last week, ESPN's John Hollinger broke down the strengths and weaknesses of the Washington Wizards roster (Insider). Fans could find some bright spots if they looked: John Wall has "blinding open-court speed"; Nene is a "strong, quick big man who can run floor." But Wizards fans know better than to look for bright spots. So in response, the mad geniuses known as the Wizznutzz distilled Hollinger's work to its bleakest essence, in a wonderful bit of Twitter performance art.