Here's Your Commemorative Keepsake Poster Of The Sun Pornographically Manipulating A Thermometer

In consulting with the National Weather Service and American Red Cross, two USA Today graphic artists apparently found a way to illustrate the dangerous dog-days of summer as a sun blowing and tightly gripping a thermomedong.

Here's to you both.

(H/T Numerous tipsters including The Daily Caller, Tom K. the Third and Drrrka Drrrka and Geez49.)