Hockey Player Attempts Dramatic Exit, Nearly Decapitates Himself

Mitchell Skiba is a defenseman for the Alpena Flyers of the Midwest Junior Hockey League. He was recently ejected from a game for spearing an opponent, and he decided to mix a little attitude into his exit from the ice. It did not go well for him.

Consider this moment the spiritual cousin to the time that one bro fell into a barf pit while haughtily exiting a drinking competition. It's tough to say which one is more embarrassing.

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