Holy Shit, Look At Jay Mariotti's Shoes

This picture comes to us from a reader who spotted Jay with a lady friend outside of the Club Monaco clothing store in Santa Monica, Calif., yesterday. Our tipster tells us that that Jay was "slumped on a bench" wearing a "sad/pouty look on his face" before his companion emerged and led him inside the store. Details aren't really important here, though. What is important are those hideous fucking shoes.

What are those?! Are they slippers or are they sandals? Are they suede? They look like they might be suede. Does every asshole who moves to California get a pair of those in some kind of "How to be a West Coast Dipshit" starter kit? God, those shoes really fucking suck. Hopefully his lady friend took him inside the store to buy better shoes.