I Want To Go To This Owl Cafe So Bad
I am unsure about owls. They are neat and smart and bizarre and expressive, but they are birds, and birds should generally not be trusted. Still, I would and inevitably will spend a good deal of my life savings to travel to Japan, land of cool weird shit, to visit this owl cafe.
The owl thinks it is in Paris, France 
Touch the owl 
The owl is not on drugs 
May the owl-human peace treaty last forever Fuck barn owls, though. They’re monsters.
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