I Want To Go To This Owl Cafe So Bad

I am unsure about owls. They are neat and smart and bizarre and expressive, but they are birds, and birds should generally not be trusted. Still, I would and inevitably will spend a good deal of my life savings to travel to Japan, land of cool weird shit, to visit this owl cafe.

Fuck barn owls, though. They’re monsters.

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