Join The 2010 Deadspin NFL Pants Party Pool, Peephole Patrons!

Hey, you! Wanna test your prognosticating knowledge again the best of the best? Yes? THEN FUCK YOU. This is the DeadspinPants Party pool. No smartypants allowed.

There's no place for aggressive steakhead retardery in the 2010 Deadspin NFL Pants Party Pool. No, I'm forming this group solely so I can see what kind of team names you folks can come up with. Who will be this year's BONER IN YOUR BUTT? It could be you! Either way, we'll have a bit of fun together, then we'll wake up in the morning and look frantically for an open shower, trying to wash away what happened.

Anyway, join the group here, or search DSPantsParty2010 if you have trouble. I don't think you need a password, but who the hell knows if I did this right. Make your picks every week. And we ARE using the spread, so fuck off if you want to enter some pussy no-spread pool. Whoever makes the most correct picks each week will get a chance to air their grievances in this space on the next Friday. And the overall winner at year's end will get… something. I dunno. A cookie sheet to the face or something. I'll think of something good. Leave me alone. It's Friday, and my dick hurts.

Anyway, here are my picks for the weekend: Falcons, Broncos, Vikings, Jags, Saints, Bucs, Eagles, Ravens, Jets, Skins, 49ers, Seahawks, Packers, Pats, and Chargers (45-7 for the tiebreak). Those will probably not all be correct. Join us, won't you? Like you have anything better to do.