Ladies... Weekend

Good morning, gentleman. We trust that you are all well rested. This is a crazy weekend for us, as not only are we covering Deadspin, but about half of us are on the road visiting fine ballparks across this great land of ours. (Which may or may not be overstating the fact, since Metschick did choose to attend a Mets game in DC, and last I checked, that is where the Nationals played.) We promise to play nice if you play nice. We promise that we'll try our darnedest to cover Premiere League. We promise we only to make every other post about Aaron "Bacon Pants" Rowand. We promise to light a candle next to a picture of MJD and hope that he will guide us.

So please send your tips, kicker dong stories, and shirtless Chelsea players pics to ladiesdotdotdot [at] gmail.com.

-TheStarterWife