Lance Armstrong Is A Very Virile Man

• It only takes one: Lance Armstrong to become a father again. So I guess it still works. [ Cycling Examiner]

• Stunning: Wait, are you saying that an undefeated team may have had a few easy victories during their non-conference schedule? Somebody get Miles Brand on the phone! [ Cecilio Guante]

• Have a donut: So you tie a player's salary to his size, then act surprised when he tries crash diet techniques to make his weight? I could not have seen that one coming. [ Steroid Nation]

• Or skates?: George St. Pierre is the Canadian athlete of the year. But he doesn't even get to use a stick? [ Watch Kalib Run]

• Dewey Defeats Cashman: The Washington Times may have jumped the gun on that "Teixeira to the Red Sox" story. [ Bob's Blitz]