Let's Unwatch Lance Armstrong Win Seven Tour De France Titles

Cycling's governing body stripped Lance Armstrong today of his seven Tour de France titles and banned the cyclist for life following his implication in a massive doping scandal. But what to make of our memories of his dominance in the sport's premier event from the years 1999-2005?

Sans a Men In Black-style memory erasure device, here's something we put together to help reverse our remembering Armstrong won those races—because, of course, we're all supposed to believe now that he did not win those races at all. In fact, nobody won them at all.