Look At These Fucking Loopsters: Chronicling The Indy 500

Some maniac on Twitter is scouring the web and documenting the Indianapolis 500 in picture form this afternoon. Here are a few of the snapshots we found most interesting. The whole thing is a wonderful contemplation on absurdity and Americana, however, so you should check it out throughout the day. Otherwise you might miss gems like this, a bunch of dudes in the back of a pickup truck motoring toward the race on I-70. It can only get better post-race.

I don't know what's going on here.

This is allegedly a kiddie pool filled with beer strapped to an SUV. I don't know what's going on here.

This is an RV offering free pap smears and mammograms. I think I know what's going on here.

Air conditioner-fitted tent. Crafty.

Man with a snake curling up his arm. Not sure what's going on here.

I don't know what's going on here.

Here comes the booze robot!

Delicious.

Mmmm, through a plastic wiffle ball bat, as Adolphus Busch intended.

Boom.

Bang.

This appears to be decades old, but still: relevant.

Gentleman start your engines! [ @Indy500Pics]