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Marisa Miller Plus Ryan Braun Equals A Whole Lot Of Ball Jokes

I like to imagine a scenario in which Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun is sitting in a conference room with his agent and a representative from the Remington razor corporation. An opportunity has been presented to the charismatic young slugger, but he is hesitant. "Remember," the Draper-esque shaving executive says, as he leans in and puts a reassuring hand on Braun's forearm. "The key word is 'tasteful.'" Fast forward a month or so and one of Major League Baseball's most promising stars is playing grab ass with a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and cracking jokes about shaving your balls. The agent got 10%.

Marisa Miller Plays Softball in Remington Ad, Looks Attractive Doing It [The Angry T]


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