Minor League Team Hands Out LeBron Championship Rings, And Yes, They're Non-Existent

You know you done goofed when they're making fun of you in Peoria. The Cubs single-A affiliate was planning on honoring the 1990s Chicago Bulls teams on Thursday night, but they decided on an additional giveaway.

The Peoria Chiefs have added a LeBron James 2011 NBA Championship Replica Ring Giveaway to all fans on Thursday June 16..The replica ring, which like LeBron's is non-existent, will be handed out to all fans through the gates prior to the 7:00 p.m. game against Wisconsin.

They don't stop the piling on there: one lucky fan will win a LeBron James Finals MVP Trophy, which is similarly ethereal. There will be Heimlich Maneuver demonstrations. And the team president is wondering if the Chiefs can just skip playing the fourth inning altogether.

Replica LeBron 2011 Rings on Thursday [Peoria Chiefs] [h/t The FedExPope]