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Nightmare Bear Dances Over Eddie Olczyk's Shoulder

Don't let the white fur fool you, Nightmare Bear is a devil in angel's clothing. Look at Eddie's eyes at around the :51 mark. He knows. Somehow, he knows.

Let's just go ahead and blame Nightmare Bear for TEAM USA's woeful showing in a 5-0 loss against Finland today in the bronze medal game.


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