No, You May Not See Hank Baskett's Wife Naked

• Missed opportunities: Kendra Wilkinson will no longer pose nude after she marries Eagles wideout Hank Baskett next year. Dang it, why didn't someone take a picture of her?! [ 700 Level]

• There's no Kung Fu Day: Today's Boxing Day is somehow also the 100th anniversary of Jack Johnson becoming the first black man to win the heavyweight title. It's almost like he planned it that way... [ Newsday]

• I had a dream: Isn't it cute how Orioles fans thought for a minute that they might actually get to sign Mark Teixeira? [ Examiner]

• Slow down, Adam Smith: Wow, someone has really thought a lot about Major League Baseball's luxury tax. Probably more than most Major League Baseball executives. [ East Coast Bias]

• More predictable than the Mets: Hot off the presses! A Wii baseball injury fresh from Christmas Day. I love this time of year. [ Home Run Derby]