Olympic Swimmers Already Humping, Or Possibly Preparing To Hump, Australian Newspapers Report

The Hot Sexxxy Olympics of Sex don't officially begin until tomorrow, with all the hot sexy athlete sex, but some Olympians aren't even waiting for the opening ceremony to start sexing at the Sexlympics. ALLEGEDLY MAYBE.

American swim star Ryan Lochte and Australian swim star Blair Evans were "looking flirty" during a training session and "took the bus back to the athletes' village" together, which totally means they're off to make an Australian-American swim star baby. Maybe they're making it right now.

You would not believe the freaky shit Lochte and Evans got up to in the pool, in front of God and everyone. He "slipped under several lane ropes to say hello." They "stopped to chat and laugh." There was even a "brief underwater hand touching," and these two fiends didn't care who saw.

Christ, the Olympics are hot. Someone touch me.

[ Brisbane Times] [ The Courier-Mail]