Phillies Announcer Melts Down: "Somebody Figure Out How To Fucking Get Scott Hairston Out!"

Scott Hairston owns the Phillies. Just plain steals their lunch and eats it in front of them, then poops in the bag and gives it back. He's a journeyman against everyone else, an All-Star against Philly.

Back on July 4, Hairston went deep yet again off of Cole Hamels Cliff Lee. After the inning, play-by-play announcer Scott Franzke let loose when he thought they had gone to commercial:

"Somebody figure out how to fucking get Scott Hairston out! He stinks! Jesus Christ!"

The first half of the Phillies' 2012, summed up right there.

[ The Outside Corner, via Awful Announcing]