Phillies Fan Performs Bottlatio

Let it never be said that the No H8 Campaign doesn't have friends in the Phillies bleachers: Seconds 2 thru 6 of this brief video; three/four people up from the bottom right corner.

To answer the hypothetical he'll pose to friends when they're, like, alone and off-the-record: Yes, it means you're curious — at a minimum — but there's nothing wrong with being as free as a bird now. Soar, young man; become the anti-Brent Bowers. (H/T Bob's Blitz)