Prediction for Today's Royals/Yankees Game

Twenty-seven years ago today, this happened ...

Expect a similar scene when A-Rod hits his 600th home run* off Kyle Davies (or some Kansas City relief pitcher you've never heard of unless you're a total fantasy-baseball ritard) today.

The smart money's on "He juiced the bat with the tears, or other indiscriminate bodily fluid, of a centaur ... and love."