Trevor Story Kneecaps Gerardo Parra

The Colorado Rockies are known purveyors of the “ Two Guys, One Base” strategy and tonight, they took it too far when Trevor Story ran into Gerardo Parra like an enthused golden retriever going for a ball. He did not get the ball, but he did take out Parra.

As you can see, Parra knew pretty immediately that he was hurt. The Rockies have yet to offer any updates on his status, and Story later atoned for his kneecapping by mashing a dong.