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SHOTY First Round: Chris Cooley Vs. Caitlin Davis

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Just two more first-round matchups until we reach the Elite Eight. We haven't had any truly close matchups yet, though it's early. Today, it's Hot Pants/ Naked Playbook Guy Vs. Hot Pants / Goofy Facebook Lady.

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Voting will remain open until the end of the first round ... nice and easy. No. 4 seed Chris Cooley vs. No. 13 Caitlin Davis. A look at the nominees' 2008 resumes:

No. 4 Chris Cooley
Married a cheerleader.
Displayed some playbook penis.
Deputized brother for Daulerio public relations call.

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No. 13 Caitlin Davis
Drew penises and swastikas.
Fired
Told her story to TMZ.
Gonna have somebody beat Daulerio's ass.

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