Some Texans Wish Michelangelo Chose To Cover David's Junk, If Only For Their Innocent Children

According to this news report on KTXS, several Abilene, Texas residents are rather concerned that "a new man" moved onto their block of Lollypop Trail and plopped a statue of David and his manmeat right on the front lawn. These brave neighbors chose not to complain to the art patrons/villains next door. They just called the obliging local TV-news crew to vent instead.

Here's what Roxanna Nunez from down the street said of the horrific situation: "Some art needs to be left in the dog gone museum."

Anyway, Abilene City Hall officials said today that they'd gotten a few emails and voice messages so they sent a city code-enforcement out to take pictures and determine that no dog gone codes were violated.

Neighborhood Residents Upset With Nude Art Displayed In Front Yard [KTXS]